“Yes, we’re Canadien.”
"Winter"
What it means everywhere else: The coldest season of the year.
What it means in Montreal: The only season in the year. The rest are almost winter, a little less winter, very winter, are you fucking kidding me winter.
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"Construction"
What it means everywhere else: Construction.
What it means in Montreal: The season that comes before a little less winter, and almost winter again winter.
"Strip Club"
What it means everywhere else: Adult entertainment spots found in seedier parts of town.
What it means in Montreal: Just something on the corner of every downtown block. Kinda like a depanneur. Just part of the scenery.
"Driving/Biking In Snow"
What it means everywhere else: Extremely dangerous and risky feats during winter months that local anchors repeatedly advise against attempting.
What it means in Montreal: Your daily commute 80% of the year.